Avoiding Flatshare rows

It is important to be aware of ambiguities in the English Language. The following confusions are very common :-

living room sofa	laundry basket
living room floor	dishwasher
living room floor	recycling point for newspapers and pizza boxes
other people's cupboards	sainsbury's local
bathroom	my ensuite
washing machine	my wet clothes fermentation vat
toilet roll holder	'Why isn't there any toilet paper ?'
Hoover bag	'I only know how to use a Dyson.'
kitchen sink	virtual dishwasher
visiting cleaner	my mother
boyfriend	honorary flatmate
wall	impenetrable sound barrier
hot water	fundamental right.
privacy	selfish
friendly flatshare	we need to fill the room

Technology is good for avoiding flatshare rows: own phone lines,mobiles, dishwashers and electric clothes dryers are good. Second bathrooms are even better. Locked fridges are for boarding school however, as are payphones. TV remote controls constitute the usual hazard.

Dial up modems are seriously on the out. Don't advertise WiFi Broadband if you haven't got a clue how it should be connected - this is actually quite important.